my husband laughs at me

And now my son is starting to laugh at me too.

Why? Why would these guys laugh at me?

Because I say the dumbest things sometimes (I wish speech had an edit button).

Here are 3 of the latest… (so you can laugh too)

*It was like light and day! (yeah, yeah… night/light, what’s the difference?)

*I know I am, but what are you? (so maybe the insult fit and I just decided to agree… or not)

and my personal favorite (I was talking about our dog)….

*Wow, she’s not the sharpest bulb in the drawer! (and apparently neither am I)

I realize AFTER I say these things that they are wrong, and that has to count for something, right?

Right?

Hey now, RIGHT?

Don’t you walk away shaking your head like that…

The Nothing Box?

Have you ever wondered how a man can sit and do nothing… not even think??? (this always drove my mom crazy… what are you thinking about honey? Nothing. Nothing? That is impossible. Really what are you thinking? Nothing….)

Finally, an explanation.

(HT: Brad Ruggles)

Elephant Poo Poo Products???

If you are looking for a good laugh today, read on.

My husband (who is legally blind, although today I’m thinking legally “blond” even though his hair is brown) looked for Elephant stationary for his mother to use at work (in a Republican Representative’s office). He found what he thought he was looking for, ordered it, and today received a call from his father.

My very intelligent husband had unintentionally ordered her stationary that was made out of “Recycled Elephant Waste.” Yes, you heard me right… Elephant Poop. I walked out and he had a funny grin on his face. I asked him what was so funny, and he sheepishly told me that he had sent his mother “Elephant Poop” for her birthday.

I’m still laughing so hard at him! If you would like to order Elephant Poop for YOUR mom’s birthday, here is the Amazon link.

“Star Wars” – an a capella tribute to John Williams

This made my day!  Seriously.

For my husband…

Steve, I think you’ll really appreciate this one.    (I snagged this off of Cbgrace’s Weblog.  Thanks!)

Naked Pastor Strikes Again

Seminary for Porcupine Pastors

I enjoy David Hayward’s website, Naked Pastor.  Often he makes me think.  Sometimes he makes me laugh.  And as much as I hate to admit it, occassionally I don’t have a clue what he is trying to say.

Today he posted this cartoon, entitled Seminary for Porcupine Pastors. This one made me think, laugh, and sadly recall the pastors I’ve heard say “being a pastor is lonely, because we cannot be friends with our sheep.”

I don’t think I agree.  It seems to me that they aren’t “your sheep” and it also seems that Jesus was very close with his disciples.   But I’m not a pastor, so I don’t know from personal experience how easy or difficult this might be.

Do you have any input?

Yearbook yourself

For a good laugh, yearbook yourself.  You can see how you “might have looked” at various years.  It is pretty funny. Here are some of mine.  I had some trouble editing them to get my photo to fit perfectly enough to look natural, but you get the idea.  Hover over the pictures to see what year is represented.  I snapped a picture of myself last week with my hair pulled back to use for this.      Have fun!

blog games… My memoir in 6 words?

I’ve been tagged. Gasp! (I’m doing the happy dance… someone picked me… someone picked me… oh, I’m so happy… wait… what do I have to do?)

Jeff tagged me.

So, here are the rules for the meme.

1. Write the title to your own memoir using 6 words.
2. Post it on your blog.
3. Link to the person that tagged you.
4. Tag five more blogs.

Ummm… ok. Sure. I can do this (I think I can, I think I can, I think I can)

(writer’s block!)

(bathroom break)

(coffee break)

Hmmmm….. (Hey… Jeff stole mine!)

Unexpected rebel (no… that’s only two words. And I’m not sure I’m a rebel)

The Long Road Towards God’s Heart (that is still a lot like Jeff’s… )

The Eccentric Musings of a Godchaser

I looked it up…and eccentric means:

bizarre: conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual; “restaurants of bizarre design–one like a hat, another like a rabbit”; “famed for …

a person with an unusual or odd personality

character: a person of a specified kind (usually with many eccentricities); “a real character”; “a strange character”; “a friendly eccentric”; “the capable type”; “a mental case”

I figure that is close enough. (notice how I cleverly made God Chaser 1 word to fit the rules! Don’t tell)

Ok! I have to tag 5 people! So here they are (sorry if you’ve already been tagged)

1. Kelly
2. Michelle
3. 7catz
4. The NorEaster
5. Tam
6. And the special tagged star of the day, gchyayles!!!! (hahahahaha)

Have Fun!!!